Coincidence or Conspiracy Theory? The Match Edition

The Match IV
 

WAS IT ALL FOR THIS?

 

 
For the faithful readers, you know that I’m prone to fall for or even create a conspiracy theory or two. Willingly or unwillingly, I’ll let you decide.
 
So as we get ready for the Match IV next Tuesday aka the grand finale of a super-sized 4th of July weekend, I can’t help but be suspicious about the past few weeks leading up to this match.
 
My theory goes as follows: Here’s the Timeline…
 
May 23, 2021 – Phil wins PGA Championship. OK, but come on. He is 50!
 
May 24, 2021 – The infamous Brooks eyeroll video surfaces setting off the Brooks v. Bryson feud AGAIN.
 
May 26, 2021 – Phil and Bryson are announced as The Match participants. HMMM, Interesting timing
 
May 27, 2021 to Present – The golf media machine can’t stop talking about Bryson and his feud with Brooks despite no actual substance and the Tour ignoring the opportunity for Bryson and Brooks to actually exchange words among a foursome at the US Open.
 
[Imagine the following in the ESPN 30 for 30 guy’s voice]
 
What if I were to tell you that Phil was the one of the greatest golfers on Tour and conspired with TNT to not only turn on the jets at Kiawah to win a major at 50 years old (because he can win anytime he wants, he just chooses not to) but then he also roped in Brooks through a back-handed deal to kick up a Bryson feud—all in the name of creating hype for The Match IV. Coincidence…I’ll let you decide
 
Here’s the RUB… it worked.
 

 


 
Introducing The Reserve at Moonlight Basin
 

THAT’S A BIIIIIG SKY

 
Are.
 

 
You.
 

 
Kidding.
 

 
Me.
 

 
But for real though, I need to see this course. It’s all my golfing dreams come true. You could tell me that the golf carts are actually horses and I wouldn’t bat an eye. It would be straight up Yee Haw, let’s roll boys!
 
I plead with you, get me on this course. If it’s the only thing I ask of you, just bring me with. I’ll bring polos? Hats? 30 racks of Ashland Hard Seltzers? Vibes to match every single one of the 7,500 feet of elevation? Shoot, you call it, I will bring it.
 
Oh yeah, BTW
 

Cribs: Big Sky Edition

 

AND LOOK, I FOUND US A PLACE TO STAY!

 

 
You bring your crew, I’ll bring our crew.
 
We play some golf, sips some brews and do what Big Sky people do—stare endlessly into the wilderness and swim in a massive indoor pool.
 
You bring your crew, I’ll bring our crew.
 
We play some golf, sips some brews and do what Big Sky people do—stare endlessly into the wilderness and swim in a massive indoor pool.
 

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