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Hilarious Stories from the Bag

From Trevino’s snake prank to Rory’s forgotten clubs, these legendary caddie stories prove that laughter is as much a part of golf as the perfect swing.

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7 months ago

November 27, 2024

Ty Webb

Ah, the life of a caddie—a mix of sage advice, heavy lifting, and occasionally witnessing the absurdities of the game firsthand. While golfers may grab the spotlight, caddies are the unsung heroes who see it all: the highs, the lows, and the downright ridiculous moments that make this game so entertaining. Today, we’ll dive into some of the funniest, most legendary caddie stories in golf history. Because behind every great golfer, there’s a caddie either shaking their head or laughing under their breath.

1. “That’s in the Lumberyard” – A Classic Ben Hogan Quip

Ben Hogan, one of the most legendary players in golf history, was known for his wit as much as his precision. During one round, a fellow golfer hit a wild, wayward shot into the woods. Without missing a beat, Hogan turned to his caddie and said, “That’s in the lumberyard.” The line was so perfectly timed and so Hogan-esque that it became part of golf lore, a reminder that even the best have their moments of humor.

2. Lee Trevino’s Snake Prank

Lee Trevino, the Merry Mex, was as much a joker as he was a golf legend. One of his most famous pranks happened during a round when he pulled a rubber snake out of his bag to scare fellow players. The caddies, of course, were in on the joke, and Trevino’s laughter echoed down the fairway as his prank successfully startled the group. It’s a story that’s been told for decades, proving that golf isn’t all about serious swings and quiet greens.

3. Jack Nicklaus and the “Three I Can Handle” Line

Caddies often double as therapists, especially during stressful rounds. Jack Nicklaus’ longtime caddie, Angelo Argea, once famously said, “Jack only hit three bad shots that round, and I can handle three.” The deadpan delivery and unwavering loyalty made Angelo a fan favorite and cemented his place in golf history. It’s a testament to the caddie-golfer bond and the humor that lightens even the tensest moments.

4. Steve Williams’ Quick Exit from Tiger’s Bag

Steve Williams, Tiger Woods’ caddie during much of his historic run, was known for his bluntness. When Tiger asked Williams to hold his putter as he switched clubs mid-round, Williams dropped it on the ground, saying, “I’m a caddie, not a valet.” While their partnership was legendary, moments like this added a touch of humor to their otherwise intense dynamic. It’s proof that even in high-stakes golf, there’s room for levity.

5. Rory McIlroy and the Forgotten Clubs

Caddies are responsible for carrying the bag, but even they can slip up. During the 2011 Hong Kong Open, Rory McIlroy’s caddie, JP Fitzgerald, accidentally left Rory’s clubs on a putting green. Rory, unaware, arrived at the first tee empty-handed, sparking a mad scramble to retrieve the bag. The incident turned into a running joke, with Rory poking fun at JP and fans applauding the lighthearted recovery.

6. Arnold Palmer’s “A Pitching Wedge and a Prayer”

The King himself, Arnold Palmer, had a knack for turning caddie wisdom into comedy gold. During one particularly tricky shot, his caddie handed him a pitching wedge and added, “And a prayer.” Palmer, with his signature grin, delivered the shot to perfection, later joking that the prayer must’ve worked. It’s one of those moments that encapsulates the humor and charm that Palmer brought to every round.

7. Phil Mickelson’s Backwards Shot, with Help from Bones

Phil Mickelson, the master of the short game, once pulled off a jaw-dropping backwards shot that left everyone stunned—including his caddie, Jim “Bones” Mackay. Before the shot, Bones quipped, “Well, this should be interesting.” The fact that Phil nailed it, with Bones shaking his head in amazement, made it an unforgettable moment in golf history and a highlight of their long partnership.

8. Seve Ballesteros and the Caddie’s English Lesson

Seve Ballesteros, one of the most charismatic players ever, once asked his caddie, Billy Foster, for the English translation of a Spanish phrase. Billy, ever the prankster, translated it incorrectly, telling Seve to say, “I love your hat” instead of “Thank you very much.” Seve unknowingly repeated the line to multiple officials and fans, causing confusion and laughter as Billy struggled to keep a straight face.

Caddies: The Heart of Golf’s Humor

Behind every incredible shot and every crushing miss, caddies are there to lighten the mood, offer advice, or pull a harmless prank. Their stories remind us that golf, for all its seriousness, thrives on moments of connection and laughter. So next time you’re out on the course, think of the caddies who’ve carried the bags—and the laughs—through history.

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One of the Greatest Putts in U.S. Open History?

JJ Spaun’s 64-Foot Walk-Off

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1 day ago

June 16, 2025

James Fairway

When JJ Spaun stood over a 64-foot birdie putt on the 72nd hole of the 2025 U.S. Open at Oakmont, few could have predicted what would come next. The ball meandered across the slick green, trickling over every contour, picking up speed at the crest, and then—like it had GPS—dropped center cup. Spaun dropped his putter, raised his arms, and the crowd erupted. With that single stroke, he claimed his first major title in one of the most dramatic finishes in U.S. Open history.

But how does Spaun’s putt stack up against other legendary finishes in the tournament’s storied past? Let’s break down some of the most iconic moments and see where this one lands.

1. Payne Stewart – 1999 U.S. Open at Pinehurst

Perhaps the most iconic putt in U.S. Open history came from Payne Stewart, who nailed a 15-footer for par on the 18th to win by one over Phil Mickelson. The pose—fist pump and outstretched leg—has since been immortalized in a statue at Pinehurst. What made it legendary wasn’t just the putt—it was the context: Stewart’s final major before his tragic death just months later.

Verdict: Iconic and emotional. Spaun’s putt was longer, but Stewart’s was more poetic.

2. Tiger Woods – 2008 U.S. Open at Torrey Pines

Woods drained a 12-foot birdie on the 72nd hole to force a playoff with Rocco Mediate—while basically playing on one leg. That tournament went to sudden death after an 18-hole playoff, and Tiger prevailed. This was peak Tiger drama, pain and all.

Verdict: Spaun’s putt was longer, but Tiger’s win was sheer willpower and mystique.

3. Jack Nicklaus – 1972 U.S. Open at Pebble Beach

With a 1-iron shot that hit the flagstick on 17 and a crucial birdie putt on 18, Jack sealed a dominant win. His precision and timing under pressure showed why he’s the GOAT.

Verdict: Not a putt for the win, but a signature finishing statement from Jack. Spaun’s was more electric in terms of pure putter drama.

4. Ben Hogan – 1950 U.S. Open at Merion

Hogan’s 1-iron into the 18th fairway and the par to force a playoff—just 16 months after a near-fatal car crash—remain legendary. He won the playoff and completed one of golf’s great comeback stories.

Verdict: Larger-than-life comeback. Spaun’s putt had more flair, but Hogan’s win was heroic.

5. JJ Spaun – 2025 U.S. Open at Oakmont

Let’s not underestimate what Spaun accomplished. The pressure was immense. He wasn’t the favorite. And on the most treacherous greens in golf, he buried a 64-foot bomb—a putt most players would be happy to lag to within 5 feet—to win the U.S. Open outright.

Verdict: For distance, surprise, and drama, Spaun’s putt may be the most shocking winning stroke in U.S. Open history.

Final Thoughts

JJ Spaun may not have the résumé of a Nicklaus or Woods, but for one Sunday afternoon in June 2025, he created a moment that will live in golf lore forever. Spaun’s putt was longer than Stewart’s, more unexpected than Tiger’s, and more dramatic than any final-hole finish in recent memory.

In terms of pure clutch putting? It might just be the greatest walk-off in U.S. Open history.

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The Zen of the Shank: Finding Inner Peace in Your Worst Shots

Find your inner peace even when you aren’t playing well.

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1 day ago

June 16, 2025

Ty Webb

Ah, the shank. That glorious, unpredictable misfire that sends your pristine golf ball screaming sideways, often directly into the unsuspecting shins of your playing partner, or perhaps, with a touch of poetic irony, into the very lake you’ve been trying to avoid all day. Most golfers, bless their earnest little hearts, view the shank as a catastrophic failure, a blight upon their scorecard, a testament to their inherent lack of coordination. They curse, they throw clubs, they contemplate a career in competitive thumb-wrestling. But not I. No, my friends, for I, Ty Webb, have found enlightenment in the humble shank.

You see, the shank is not a mistake; it’s a revelation. It’s the universe’s way of reminding you that control is an illusion, that perfection is a myth, and that sometimes, the most direct path to your goal is, in fact, a wildly indirect one. Think of it as a philosophical detour, a sudden, unexpected journey into the unknown. One moment, you’re aiming for the green, a paragon of precision and intent. The next, your ball is ricocheting off a tree, narrowly missing a squirrel, and landing, by some divine comedic intervention, closer to the hole than your perfectly struck drive ever would have. Is that not a miracle? Is that not a sign that the golf gods, much like life itself, have a wicked sense of humor?

The key, my dear apprentices of the links, is acceptance. Embrace the shank. Welcome it with open arms, like a long-lost, slightly inebriated relative. When that familiar, sickening thwack echoes through the air, do not despair. Instead, take a deep breath. Close your eyes. Feel the gentle breeze on your face. And then, with a knowing smile, open them and observe the chaos you have wrought. Is it not beautiful in its own chaotic way? Is there not a certain freedom in relinquishing control, in allowing the ball to choose its own destiny, however bizarre that destiny may be?

Some say the shank is a sign of poor technique. I say it’s a sign of a vibrant, untamed spirit. A golfer who never shanks is a golfer who has never truly lived, never truly explored the outer limits of their own golfing absurdity. They are content with mediocrity, with predictable trajectories and mundane outcomes. But you, my enlightened few, you understand that the true joy of golf lies not in the score, but in the story. And what a story a good shank can tell.

So, the next time you feel that familiar tremor of a shank brewing, don’t fight it. Let it flow. Let it be. For in the heart of every shank lies a lesson, a laugh, and perhaps, just perhaps, a path to a lower score you never saw coming. After all, as the great philosopher Basho once said, “A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish.” And a golf game without a shank? Well, that’s just not golf, is it?