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These 18 Golf Jokes Are So Funny, Even Your Scorecard Will Laugh!
If your golf game isn’t turning heads for the right reasons, keep your playing partners entertained with these 18 hilarious golf jokes—one for every hole!

Let’s face it—sometimes, your golf game isn’t exactly Tour-level. And when your drives are slicing into the trees and your putts are missing by a mile, you need a solid backup plan. That’s where humor comes in.
Next time you’re out on the course, distract your playing partners from your less-than-stellar shots with a few well-timed golf jokes. Not only will you lighten the mood, but you might just make them laugh so hard they forget to notice how bad your last swing was.
So, here are 18 hilarious golf jokes, one for each hole. Enjoy—and may your game be better than your punchlines!
Hole 1 – The Warm-Up
🏌️ Why do golfers always carry an extra pair of socks?
Because they might get a hole in one!
Hole 2 – Getting Into the Swing
🏌️ What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes, “Whack… darn.” A bad skydiver goes, “Darn… whack.”
Hole 3 – The Early Struggles
🏌️ Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one… again!
Hole 4 – Time for Some Trash Talk
🏌️ Why did the pro golfer bring string to the course?
To tie the score.
Hole 5 – That First Lost Ball
🏌️ Why did the golfer wear two different shoes?
Because he had a rough time deciding which was the right one.
Hole 6 – The First Bogey of the Day
🏌️ Why don’t golfers ever get locked out of their cars?
Because they always have plenty of “drivers.”
Hole 7 – That One Friend Who Takes Golf Too Seriously
🏌️ Why did the golfer take an extra club to the course?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house.
Hole 8 – Time for a Drink at the Turn
🏌️ What’s a golfer’s favorite type of music?
Swing.
Hole 9 – Mid-Round Meltdown
🏌️ Why did the golfer bring a ladder?
Because he heard the course was on another level!
Hole 10 – Starting the Back Nine Strong
🏌️ Why did the golfer bring a light bulb to the course?
Because he wanted to brighten up his scorecard.
Hole 11 – Watching Someone Miss an Easy Putt
🏌️ Why did the golfer put his money in the fridge?
Because he wanted cold, hard cash for the skins game.
Hole 12 – That One Friend Who’s Always Complaining
🏌️ Why did the golfer bring sunscreen?
Because he didn’t want to get burned on the scorecard.
Hole 13 – When Your Friend Thinks They’re Better Than They Are
🏌️ What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?
A golfer lies about how many strokes he took, a fisherman lies about how big his catch was.
Hole 14 – Golf Etiquette 101
🏌️ Why do golfers always tell the truth?
Because they can’t handle any more penalties.
Hole 15 – The Last-Ditch Effort to Save Your Score
🏌️ Why do golfers love donuts?
Because they’re always working on their “hole” game.
Hole 16 – The Final Stretch
🏌️ Why did the golfer get kicked out of the party?
Because he kept trying to address the ball.
Hole 17 – When Everyone’s Feeling Good
🏌️ What do you call a golfer who always gets a par?
A liar.
Hole 18 – Wrapping It Up in Style
🏌️ Why did the golfer bring an umbrella?
Because he heard there was a chance of showers on the scorecard.
If your golf game isn’t making people smile, at least your jokes can. Keep a few of these in your bag, and even if your drives aren’t straight, your humor will be right on target.
Now go out there, crack a joke, and enjoy the game—because at the end of the day, golf is supposed to be fun! 🏌️♂️🤣
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Meet The Canadian Open Qualifier Tied To ClickIt Golf!
“This week was incredible,” he said. “A dream come true.”

Josh Goldenberg doesn’t plan to quit his day job. But he had a great time dabbling in his old career.

He gave up on pro golf, then qualified for his first PGA Tour event.
Read the full story here
https://golf.com/news/josh-goldenberg-rbc-canadian-open/?amp=1
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Bets & Babes: Betting on Birdies

In this latest episode of Bets and Babes join me and my special guest Robert from the World Series of Golf as we tee up a whole new way to think about betting on the green.
We break down golf betting basics, share hilarious stories and talk about how to bet in a way that might resonate with us ladies.
Whether you’re a total newbie or just curious how to make golf Sundays more exciting, this episode delivers fun, flirty, and smart tips to get you in the game. 🎧⛳💸
Click below to listen to the entire episode and leave your comments and suggestions for future episodes.
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The Bogey Man’s Guide to Accidental Course Exploration: Or, How I Found My Ball (Eventually) in the Rough of Life

Ah, golf. The gentle game of precision, patience, and occasionally, profound personal humiliation. You know, the kind that makes you question all your life choices, particularly the one where you decided to spend your Saturday morning chasing a tiny white ball around 18 acres of manicured torture.
Boo here, reporting live from the depths of a particularly thorny patch of “rough” that I’m fairly certain wasn’t on the course map. My mission? To recount a tale of a golf shot so spectacularly off-target, it became less about breaking par and more about breaking new ground. Literally.
It was a glorious Tuesday. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and my swing felt… well, it felt like something. I was on the par-4 7th, a hole notorious for its deceptive dogleg and a bunker that swallows balls faster than a hungry teenager devours pizza. My plan was simple: a nice, controlled fade, landing gently just short of the green. A textbook approach, really.
What actually happened was less “textbook” and more “abstract expressionism.” My driver, bless its misguided heart, decided that “fade” was merely a suggestion, and “controlled” was a concept best left to professional pilots. The ball, a brand-new, gleaming Titleist Pro V1 (because, you know, optimism), launched with the trajectory of a startled pheasant and veered sharply right. So sharply, in fact, it cleared the cart path, hopped over the maintenance shed, and disappeared into what I can only describe as a dense, untamed jungle previously known as “the woods bordering the 7th fairway.”
Now, a lesser golfer, a more sensible golfer, might have declared it lost, taken a drop, and moved on with their dignity mostly intact. But I, dear readers, am Mr. Bogey Man. And the Bogey Man doesn’t abandon his children, especially when they cost $5 a pop.
So, armed with a 7-iron (optimism again, clearly), a profound sense of misplaced determination, and a faint hope that perhaps a deer had picked it up and was using it as a chew toy, I plunged into the abyss.
The first five minutes were a blur of tangled vines, unseen roots, and the distinct feeling that I was being watched by small, judgmental woodland creatures. My pristine golf shoes quickly became mud-caked relics. My carefully tucked-in shirt became a casualty of low-hanging branches. I swear, I heard a squirrel snicker.
Then, a glimmer! A flash of white amidst the green. “Aha!” I cried, startling a family of robins. I pushed through a particularly stubborn bush, only to find… a discarded plastic water bottle. My heart sank faster than my last putt from 3 feet.
I pressed on, muttering to myself about the unfairness of golf, the existential dread of lost balls, and whether it was too late to take up competitive napping. Just as I was about to give up and declare the ball a permanent resident of the arboreal underworld, I saw it. Nestled perfectly at the base of an ancient oak, gleaming defiantly, was my Pro V1.
The triumph! The sheer, unadulterated joy! It was like finding the Holy Grail, if the Holy Grail was spherical and prone to slicing. I carefully extracted it, brushed off a few leaves, and held it aloft.
Then I looked around. I had no idea where I was. The fairway was a distant, hazy memory. The cart path? A myth. I was utterly, gloriously lost.
It took another fifteen minutes of bushwhacking, a brief but intense wrestling match with a particularly aggressive thistle, and the accidental discovery of what I’m pretty sure was a very old, very moldy sandwich, but I eventually stumbled back onto the course. My playing partners, who had long since finished the hole and were contemplating sending out a search party (or at least ordering another round of drinks), looked at me with a mixture of pity and amusement.
My score on the 7th? Let’s just say it involved a number that would make a mathematician weep. But the story? The adventure? The sheer ridiculousness of it all? Priceless.
So, the next time your ball decides to take an unscheduled tour of the local flora and fauna, don’t despair. Embrace it. See it as an opportunity for accidental exploration. You might not break 80, but you’ll definitely have a story. And isn’t that what golf is really about? (Besides the frustration, the lost balls, and the occasional snickering squirrel, of course.)
Until next time, keep those swings (mostly) in bounds, and remember: even a bogey can be an adventure.
Boo
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