Blog

A Golfing Misadventure: Four Guys, One Wild Saturday Afternoon

Published

2 years ago

June 3, 2023

This story is mainly true, well kinda…only all the events and names have been changed to protect the golfer’s identities – BUT, You know who you are – Mike!

INTRODUCTION

Ah, the perfect Saturday afternoon: sunny skies, a gentle breeze, and the promise of a relaxing round of golf. Little did our fearless foursome know, their golfing escapade would soon turn into a hilarious series of misadventures. Join me as we dive into the timeless tale of four guys who set out for a leisurely golfing expedition, only to find themselves knee-deep in the rough, a little bit of laughter, and one of them drenched in pond water and out of golf balls by the 9th hole…

TIMELINE

Tee Time Troubles: Our adventure begins at the local golf course, where our four heroes—Bill, Tom, Jerry, and Mike (The dentist sandbagger who claims he has played all of 2 rounds of golf in the last year but you know he is on the range every week). They arrived bright and early, armed with their golf clubs and a pocketful of dreams. As they approach the first tee, a chorus of squawks echoes through the air. Turns out, they’ve accidentally stumbled upon a pigeon convention! Chaos ensues as they dodge the frantic birds, their white rain and feathers dropping like hail in a Michigan winter, and a starter who is calling them to the box for the final time…

Ahhh, they survived, and manage to tee off amidst the chaos. Now we are not sure if Tom actually got covid or the Avian flu that day, but that story is for another day…

Bill: “Well, it appears pigeons around here are avid golf spectators. Should we offer them a handicap?” Jerry: “Well, at least they don’t charge greens fees and who knew freckin birds could read!”

The Caddy Conundrum: To make things more interesting, our band of merry golfers decides to pony up and hire a caddie for the first time.

Enter Dotty, a witty caddy with a penchant for sarcasm. As they make their way through the course, Dotty can’t help but poke fun at their golfing skills (or lack thereof).Dotty: “Gentlemen, I must say, your swings are a work of art—abstract art, that is!” Tom: “Hey now, Picasso had to start somewhere right?” Everyone laughs except Mike…

Mike: “Seriously guys, Maybe we should just stick to mini-golf next time. I told you I haven’t been playing much! (We all know that guy – am I right?)

The Water Hazard Incident: Every weekend warrior’s nightmare…the dreaded water hazard. Our heroes are no exception. As they approach a treacherous pond that stretches the entire left-hand side of the hole, they swap stories and golf balls, reaching into their bags and trading their Pro V1’s for Pinnacles – you know just in case. They reminisce about their most embarrassing golf moments, trying to calm their nerves.

Bill, is on the edge of the water on a par 4. He has 147 yards into the green but also a very precarious stance and a lie that would make even Jordan Speith scared (Think the ledge at Pebble – in case you need reminding – we have the video below) Bill, however, decides to tempt fate with a mighty swing, only to send his ball flying into the water and literally soaking himself in the process.

Jerry: “Bill, that was quite the water ballet you just performed!” Bill (drenched): “Well, I thought it was time to take the ‘splash’ shot to a whole new level!” Here is the video Tom took of Bill – valiant effort old chap…

Lost in the Rough: Navigating the thick stuff is never easy, and our golfers soon find themselves in a maze of USGA-style tall grass and lost golf balls. Their futile attempts to find their way back to the fairway become a comedy of errors, with exaggerated gestures and absurd claims of spotting elusive golf and pop culture legends hidden in the shrubbery.

Bill: “I swear, I just saw Bigfoot caddying for Elvis in there!” Tom: “Boys, I think we’ve officially entered the Bermuda Triangle of golf courses.”

CONCLUSION

As the sun begins to set, our fearsome foursome finally makes their way back to the clubhouse. Despite the countless mishaps, a soaked Bill, and belly-busting laughter-inducing moments, they realize that their expedition was not about skill or score at all. It was about the camaraderie and the shared joy of experiencing life’s absurdities together. Also about the 6 shots of fireball they each had on the front 9. That will leave a mark, buy hey – at least they have all Sunday to recover.

MORAL OF THE STORY

So, the next time you find yourself on the golf course with a group of friends, remember to embrace the unexpected, laugh at your misfortunes, don’t be afraid to get a little wet and savor the moments that turn a regular Saturday afternoon into an unforgettable comedy of errors. In simpler terms…Make a memory!

As our four friends bid adieu to the golf course, they couldn’t help but reflect on the day’s events at the 19th hole.

Jerry: “Well, boys, that was certainly a round we’ll never forget.” Bill: “Indeed! Let’s raise our clubs to the unpredictable nature of golf and the laughter it brings.” Tom: “And to doing it again, I mean like literally all of it, next week! Cheers boys. Oh yeah, one last thing…ahh Bill, how’s the pond water taste my friend? Tom laughs, but the rest know Billy Boy has a few tricks of his own up his sleeve, so they just sit back and wait for the real show to begin.

Bill smiles and looks at the others for approval. They all knew what was coming and each one nodded as to say – its a go…he earned it! Bill then promptly flags down the waitress, and says – Would you believe it – our Tommy boy right here hit a hole-in-one today and would like to buy the whole bar a round. The waitress excited at the prospect of getting a huge tip – stands up on the bar, loudly rings the bell, and says – “Excuse me, we had an ace on the course today and he would like to buy you all a drink!” The bar erupts in cheers. Tom, locks eyes with Bill and says- “Well Played Bagger Vance… I will get you back for this.”

So in honor of their little family feud and Tom’s $1100 bar tab, we decided to close out this tale of tragedy and triumph as we humbly present to you – The actual footage of the water shot – Bills drenching if you will – Happy Monday – Hit ’em straight…and remember the worst day on the course is better than the best day in the office.

Blog

7 Hot Vacation Stops To Watch The HotelPlanner Tour

Plan your golf holidays at these glorious locations!

Published

2 days ago

February 5, 2025

James Fairway

The 2025 HotelPlanner Tour schedule continues in South Africa this week, with the Cell C Cape Town Open in association with Honor taking place at the Royal Cape Golf Club in Cape Town from February 6-9.

Players will compete for a record total prize fund of over €9,000,000 on the HotelPlanner Tour this season, with each European event having a minimum prize fund of €300,000.

The prize fund increases for 16 events in total in 2025.

The schedule will consist of 29 tournaments staged across three continents in 18 different countries.

The All New HotelPlanner Tour

The 2025 HotelPlanner Tour, formerly known as the European Tour, offers an exciting array of tournaments set in some of the world’s most captivating destinations. Golf enthusiasts and travelers alike can look forward to experiencing top-tier golf while exploring diverse cultures and landscapes.

Here are some of the standout destinations on this year’s schedule:

1. Kolkata, India – Kolkata Challenge (March 13-16, 2025)

Venue: Royal Calcutta Golf Club, Kolkata, West Bengal, India
Why Visit: As one of the oldest golf clubs outside of Britain, Royal Calcutta Golf Club is steeped in history. Kolkata is a vibrant city known for its colonial architecture, delicious street food, and cultural festivals. Visitors can explore landmarks like the Victoria Memorial and Howrah Bridge while soaking in the city’s unique charm.

Click here for flight, hotel, and car deals near this tournament

2. Abu Dhabi, UAE – Abu Dhabi Challenge (April 17-20, 2025)

xr:d:DAFSSpVQf_A:2,j:41375212156,t:22111810

Venue: Al Ain Equestrian, Shooting & Golf Club, Abu Dhabi, UAE
Why Visit: Abu Dhabi is a dazzling metropolis known for its luxurious lifestyle and cultural heritage. While in town, visitors can explore the Sheikh Zayed Grand Mosque, experience thrilling desert safaris, and relax on pristine beaches. The Al Ain Equestrian, Shooting & Golf Club provides a fantastic setting for both seasoned golfers and casual fans.

Click here for flight, hotel, and car deals near this tournament

3. Girona, Spain – Challenge de España (May 8-11, 2025)

Venue: Fontanals Golf Club, Girona, Spain
Why Visit: Girona is a picturesque Catalonian city known for its medieval architecture, vibrant food scene, and stunning coastal proximity. Golfers will love the challenging course at Fontanals Golf Club, while visitors can stroll through the charming old town, visit the iconic Girona Cathedral, or enjoy local tapas.

Click here for flight, hotel, and car deals near the tournament

4. Lucerne, Switzerland – Swiss Challenge (June 5-8, 2025)

Golf-Sempach-Lakeside-Course-Parcours-de-golf-18-trous-suisse-Lucerne-scaled

Venue: Golf Sempachersee, Lucerne, Switzerland
Why Visit: Nestled amidst breathtaking Alpine scenery, Lucerne offers a perfect mix of nature and culture. Beyond the golf course, visitors can take a scenic cruise on Lake Lucerne, ride the world’s steepest cogwheel railway up Mount Pilatus, or explore the charming old town with its iconic Kapellbrücke (Chapel Bridge).

Click here for flight, hotel, and car deals near the tournament

5. Cadiz, Spain – Challenge de Cadiz (May 29 – June 1, 2025)

Venue: Iberostar Real Golf Novo Sancti Petri, Cadiz, Andalucía, Spain
Why Visit: Located in the heart of Andalucía, Cadiz is a sun-soaked paradise with stunning beaches, rich history, and fantastic seafood. The Iberostar Real Golf Novo Sancti Petri course is a delight for golf lovers, while the region offers countless attractions, including the historic old town, flamenco shows, and world-famous sherry wines.

Click here for flight, hotel, and car deals near the tournament

6. Scotland – Farmfoods Scottish Challenge (July 31 – August 3, 2025)

Venue: SCHLOSS Roxburghe, Heiton by Kelso, Scotland
Why Visit: Scotland is the birthplace of golf, and playing at SCHLOSS Roxburghe offers an authentic experience in one of the sport’s most iconic countries. Beyond the greens, visitors can explore Edinburgh’s historic sites, tour whisky distilleries, and take in the rugged beauty of the Scottish Highlands.

Click here for flight, hotel, and car deals near the tournament

7. Portugal – Open de Portugal (September 11-14, 2025)

Venue: Royal Óbidos Spa & Golf Resort, Vau Óbidos, Portugal
Why Visit: Portugal is renowned for its stunning coastline, historic towns, and exceptional golf courses. Royal Óbidos offers breathtaking ocean views and challenging play. While in the region, visitors can explore the medieval town of Óbidos, enjoy fresh seafood, or relax on the beautiful beaches of the Silver Coast.

Click here for flight, hotel, and car deals near the tournament

Plan Your Ultimate Golf Trip

From the bustling streets of Kolkata to the scenic landscapes of Switzerland, the 2025 HotelPlanner Tour promises incredible golfing experiences in some of the world’s most captivating locations. Whether you’re a dedicated golfer or just love to travel, these destinations offer the perfect mix of sport, culture, and adventure.

Which of these stunning golf locations would you love to visit? Let us know in the comments below!

For the complete 2025 tour schedule, visit the official website

Blog

Echoes of Triumph: The Heart and Soul of LPGA Glory

With its storied past and commitment to the future, Mission Hills continues to be a pivotal venue in both PGA and LPGA histories, celebrating the spirit of golf.

Published

6 days ago

February 1, 2025

Robert Greenfield

Nestled in the picturesque landscape of Rancho Mirage, California, Mission Hills Country Club has long been a beacon for golf enthusiasts. Known for its pristine courses and prestigious tournaments, Mission Hills has hosted numerous PGA and LPGA events, forging a legacy that intertwines with the legends of golf.

A Haven for Championship Golf

Mission Hills Country Club is renowned for its role in women’s golf. Known formerly as the Kraft Nabisco Championship and originally as the Colgate-Dinah Shore Winner’s Circle, this major LPGA tournament has been held at Mission Hills since 1972. It’s not just a tournament; it’s a celebration of women’s golf where champions take the iconic leap into Poppie’s Pond, a tradition that started in 1988.

PGA Showcases

While primarily spotlighted for its contributions to women’s golf, Mission Hills has also played host to PGA events, adding layers to its rich narrative. The club’s courses, particularly the Dinah Shore Tournament Course, are designed to challenge the best in the sport, offering a blend of beauty and rigor that demands excellence from all who walk its greens.

Architectural Marvels and Challenging Courses

The design of Mission Hills Country Club is a testament to the vision of its architects, including the legendary Desmond Muirhead. The courses are crafted to harmonize with the desert landscape, featuring rolling fairways, majestic mountain backdrops, and meticulous landscaping that make every round a visual spectacle as much as a competitive challenge.

A Cultural Impact Beyond the Fairways

Mission Hills Country Club has transcended its role as a mere golf venue, impacting the culture of golf and sports more broadly. The ANA Inspiration has become one of the most anticipated events in the LPGA calendar, known for its high stakes and the celebratory champion’s leap into Poppie’s Pond. This event has not only highlighted the skill and tenacity of women golfers but has also inspired countless young girls to aspire to their heights.

The Future of Golf at Mission Hills

As the sport evolves, Mission Hills continues to be at the forefront of hosting world-class golf events. With its deep commitment to promoting golf, the club is set to remain a key player in shaping the future of the game, fostering new talent and continuing its traditions.

Mission Hills Country Club stands as a monument to golf’s enduring appeal and the unbreakable spirit of its players. From hosting major championships to being a site where golf history is made, Mission Hills is more than a country club—it’s a cornerstone of golf history.

Blog

All the Best Moments in Pebble Beach History

Featuring Tiger Woods, Tom Watson and Bill Murray

Published

2 weeks ago

January 27, 2025

Lord Eagleman III

Spanning over half a century, the AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am has undergone changes in latitude as well as attitude. But the core of the tournament remains not only the exceptional golf by the world’s best players, but also the lore surrounding each yearly winter extravaganza.

Wyndham Clark made history at the 2024 AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am. Tied for 23rd heading into Saturday’s third round, he ended the day in first place with a 12-under 60, setting the course record for the lowest score ever at Pebble Beach Golf Links.

In 2017, Justin Rose & Justin Timberlake collaborated on one of the most unique moments in AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am history. While JR took a selfie, JT nearly made an ace on the iconic par-3 7th ultimately leading to a tap-in birdie.

Always a fan favorite and one of the best entertainers Pebble Beach has ever seen, check out Bill Murray’s best shots and funniest moments from his career at the AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am.

Signature moments from the five U.S. Opens that were held at Pebble Beach (Calif.) Golf Links, site of the 2019 championship.

Perhaps remembered best for a hole out at the par-4 15th hole, Tiger Woods came back from a 5-shot deficit to move past 54-hole co-leaders Mark Brooks and Matt Gogel and claim victory at the 2000 AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am.