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Hilarious Stories from the Bag
From Trevino’s snake prank to Rory’s forgotten clubs, these legendary caddie stories prove that laughter is as much a part of golf as the perfect swing.
Ah, the life of a caddie—a mix of sage advice, heavy lifting, and occasionally witnessing the absurdities of the game firsthand. While golfers may grab the spotlight, caddies are the unsung heroes who see it all: the highs, the lows, and the downright ridiculous moments that make this game so entertaining. Today, we’ll dive into some of the funniest, most legendary caddie stories in golf history. Because behind every great golfer, there’s a caddie either shaking their head or laughing under their breath.
1. “That’s in the Lumberyard” – A Classic Ben Hogan Quip
Ben Hogan, one of the most legendary players in golf history, was known for his wit as much as his precision. During one round, a fellow golfer hit a wild, wayward shot into the woods. Without missing a beat, Hogan turned to his caddie and said, “That’s in the lumberyard.” The line was so perfectly timed and so Hogan-esque that it became part of golf lore, a reminder that even the best have their moments of humor.

2. Lee Trevino’s Snake Prank
Lee Trevino, the Merry Mex, was as much a joker as he was a golf legend. One of his most famous pranks happened during a round when he pulled a rubber snake out of his bag to scare fellow players. The caddies, of course, were in on the joke, and Trevino’s laughter echoed down the fairway as his prank successfully startled the group. It’s a story that’s been told for decades, proving that golf isn’t all about serious swings and quiet greens.

3. Jack Nicklaus and the “Three I Can Handle” Line
Caddies often double as therapists, especially during stressful rounds. Jack Nicklaus’ longtime caddie, Angelo Argea, once famously said, “Jack only hit three bad shots that round, and I can handle three.” The deadpan delivery and unwavering loyalty made Angelo a fan favorite and cemented his place in golf history. It’s a testament to the caddie-golfer bond and the humor that lightens even the tensest moments.

4. Steve Williams’ Quick Exit from Tiger’s Bag
Steve Williams, Tiger Woods’ caddie during much of his historic run, was known for his bluntness. When Tiger asked Williams to hold his putter as he switched clubs mid-round, Williams dropped it on the ground, saying, “I’m a caddie, not a valet.” While their partnership was legendary, moments like this added a touch of humor to their otherwise intense dynamic. It’s proof that even in high-stakes golf, there’s room for levity.

5. Rory McIlroy and the Forgotten Clubs
Caddies are responsible for carrying the bag, but even they can slip up. During the 2011 Hong Kong Open, Rory McIlroy’s caddie, JP Fitzgerald, accidentally left Rory’s clubs on a putting green. Rory, unaware, arrived at the first tee empty-handed, sparking a mad scramble to retrieve the bag. The incident turned into a running joke, with Rory poking fun at JP and fans applauding the lighthearted recovery.

6. Arnold Palmer’s “A Pitching Wedge and a Prayer”
The King himself, Arnold Palmer, had a knack for turning caddie wisdom into comedy gold. During one particularly tricky shot, his caddie handed him a pitching wedge and added, “And a prayer.” Palmer, with his signature grin, delivered the shot to perfection, later joking that the prayer must’ve worked. It’s one of those moments that encapsulates the humor and charm that Palmer brought to every round.

7. Phil Mickelson’s Backwards Shot, with Help from Bones
Phil Mickelson, the master of the short game, once pulled off a jaw-dropping backwards shot that left everyone stunned—including his caddie, Jim “Bones” Mackay. Before the shot, Bones quipped, “Well, this should be interesting.” The fact that Phil nailed it, with Bones shaking his head in amazement, made it an unforgettable moment in golf history and a highlight of their long partnership.

8. Seve Ballesteros and the Caddie’s English Lesson
Seve Ballesteros, one of the most charismatic players ever, once asked his caddie, Billy Foster, for the English translation of a Spanish phrase. Billy, ever the prankster, translated it incorrectly, telling Seve to say, “I love your hat” instead of “Thank you very much.” Seve unknowingly repeated the line to multiple officials and fans, causing confusion and laughter as Billy struggled to keep a straight face.

Caddies: The Heart of Golf’s Humor
Behind every incredible shot and every crushing miss, caddies are there to lighten the mood, offer advice, or pull a harmless prank. Their stories remind us that golf, for all its seriousness, thrives on moments of connection and laughter. So next time you’re out on the course, think of the caddies who’ve carried the bags—and the laughs—through history.
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Unveiling the Mystique: The Enigmatic World of Secret Golf Societies
The Secret Golf Societies: Uncovering the Game’s Hidden ClubsGolf, often viewed as a gentleman’s sport, has a fascinating and sometimes mysterious allure. Beyond the lush greens and meticulously maintained courses lie secret societies, cloaked in tradition and exclusivity. These hidden clubs, often within golf’s highest echelons, have a captivating allure, creating an enigma that both…
The Secret Golf Societies: Uncovering the Game’s Hidden Clubs
Golf, often viewed as a gentleman’s sport, has a fascinating and sometimes mysterious allure. Beyond the lush greens and meticulously maintained courses lie secret societies, cloaked in tradition and exclusivity. These hidden clubs, often within golf’s highest echelons, have a captivating allure, creating an enigma that both charms and perplexes the sport’s enthusiasts. So, let’s delve into the enticing world of secret golf societies and uncover the game’s concealed clubs.
The Intrigue of Secret Golf Societies
The allure of secret societies is not a new phenomenon. The idea of a select group, privy to certain exclusive information and practices, has fascinated people for centuries. In golf, this fascination extends to secret golf societies, clubs within clubs that only welcome the select few.
These secret societies often have their own rules, traditions, and rituals, all of which contribute to their mystique. They are not your regular golf clubs; they are societies that cherish tradition, exclusivity, and most importantly, the love for the game.

Unveiling the Augusta National Golf Club
Perhaps the most famous “secret” golf society is the Augusta National Golf Club. With its Magnolia Lane entrance and green jacket tradition, the Augusta National is more than just the home of The Masters. It’s a private club steeped in tradition, where membership is by invitation only.
The club was founded by Bobby Jones and Clifford Roberts in 1932. Its exclusivity is legendary; the membership list is kept secret, and it’s reported that there are less than 300 members at any one time. The club didn’t admit its first black member until 1990 or its first female member until 2012. While its historical policies have often been controversial, the Augusta National’s allure remains undiminished.

The Ancient and Royal Golf Club
In Scotland, the birthplace of golf, lies the Ancient and Royal Golf Club of St. Andrews. This club, founded in 1754, holds the distinction of being the oldest golf society in the world. The members of this club are known to play by the original 13 rules of golf, enhancing its historical appeal.
The Outpost Club
The Outpost Club is a more modern addition to the list of secret golf societies. Founded in 2011, it’s a national golf society based in the United States. They don’t own any golf courses; instead, they organize events at various courses around the country. Membership is by invitation only, and the club’s emphasis is on camaraderie and enjoying the game in its purest form.
The Seminole Pro-Member
Often considered one of America’s most exclusive golf societies, the Seminole Pro-Member is a yearly tournament that combines amateur golfers with professional players. The tournament, held at the Seminole Golf Club in Florida, is renowned for its exclusivity. The list of past participants reads like a who’s who of golf, including legends like Jack Nicklaus and Arnold Palmer.
Why the Secrecy?
The question arises – why the secrecy? Why are these clubs so exclusive? The answer lies in the traditions of the game. Golf is a sport steeped in history and tradition. The exclusivity and secrecy of these societies preserve the traditions of the game, passing them on to future generations.
Moreover, the exclusivity also provides a unique golfing experience. The meticulously maintained courses, the camaraderie among members, and the opportunity to play the game in its purest form – these factors contribute to the allure of these secret societies.
In Conclusion
Secret golf societies, with their exclusivity and rich traditions, add a layer of intrigue to the game of golf. They preserve the sport’s history, uphold its traditions, and provide an unparalleled golfing experience. While they may be shrouded in mystery, their contribution to the game is undeniable. Whether it’s the Augusta National Golf Club, the Ancient and Royal Golf Club, or the Outpost Club, these societies embody the spirit of golf. They remind us that golf is more than just a sport. It’s a tradition, a lifestyle, and for many, a passion.
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Stop Wasting Strokes: 5 Simple Drills to Kill the Dreaded 3-Putt
Tired of ruining a great hole with the dreaded 3-putt? These 5 simple drills fix your speed, conquer pressure, and turn three putts into two.
There is no feeling in golf quite as demoralizing as the 3-putt.
You smash a perfect drive. You hit a pure iron shot that lands safely on the green. You’re feeling like a pro, walking up to your ball with a birdie on your mind.
Then, disaster strikes. You blaze the first putt eight feet past the hole. Your comebacker for par is a nervous, jabby stroke that lips out. You tap in for a bogey, walking off the green with that all-too-familiar feeling of frustration, your good shots completely wasted.
The 3-putt is the great scorecard killer. It’s the difference between breaking 90 and shooting 95. The good news? It’s almost always the easiest problem to fix. It’s not about buying a $500 putter; it’s about controlling your speed and handling pressure.
Here are 5 simple, time-tested drills to kill the 3-putt and make you a confident force on the greens.
Why You 3-Putt (It’s Not What You Think)
Most amateurs 3-putt for two simple reasons, and neither has to do with a “bad stroke”:
- Poor Lag Putting: You leave your first putt so far from the hole that the second putt is still a challenge.
- Missed “Knee-Knockers”: You can’t consistently sink putts inside 3-5 feet.
These five drills are designed to fix both of those problems, starting today.
5 Drills to Become a 2-Putt Machine
Find a practice green and spend 20 minutes on these. You’ll see results in your very next round.
1. The Ladder Drill (For Lag Control)
This is the ultimate drill for dialing in your speed control.
- How to do it: Place three balls at 20, 30, and 40 feet from a hole (or use tees if you’re just practicing speed).
- The Goal: Hit the 20-foot putt, then the 30-foot, then the 40-foot. Your only goal is to get all three putts to stop within a 3-foot radius of the hole (imagine a hula-hoop around the cup).
- Why it works: It trains your brain to instinctively understand how hard to hit a putt based on distance. You’ll stop blazing putts 10 feet by or leaving them 10 feet short.
2. The Clock Drill (For Short Putt Pressure)
You must be automatic from three feet. This drill adds the pressure you feel on the course.
- How to do it: Place 12 balls in a 3-foot circle around the hole (like the numbers on a clock).
- The Goal: Go around the clock and make all 12 putts in a row. If you miss one, you must start over from the beginning.
- Why it works: It’s not just about mechanics; it’s about focus. When you get to ball #10, you will feel the pressure. This simulates the feeling of having to make a putt for par.
3. The Gate Drill (For a Pure Roll)
Missed short putts are often caused by a poor starting line. This drill gives you instant feedback.
- How to do it: Find a straight, 5-foot putt. Place two tees on the ground just wide enough for your putter head to pass through. About a foot in front of your ball, place two more tees just slightly wider than the ball itself.
- The Goal: Stroke the putter through the first “gate” and roll the ball through the second “gate.”
- Why it works: If you hit the ball off-center or have a wobbly stroke, the ball will hit the second gate. It forces you to hit the sweet spot and start the ball exactly where you’re aiming.
4. The 100-Footer (The “No 3-Putt” Zone)
This drill is simple: go to one end of the practice green and putt to a hole on the opposite end. Your goal is not to make it, but to get it inside that imaginary 3-foot circle. Do this 10 times. This makes 30 and 40-footers on the course feel like tap-ins by comparison.
5. The “Read, Roll, and React” Drill
Stop agonizing over every putt. This drill teaches you to trust your first instinct.
- How to do it: Take three balls to a 25-foot breaking putt.
- The Goal: You have 20 seconds total. In that time, you must read the green, take one practice stroke, and hit all three putts.
- Why it works: It stops “paralysis by analysis.” It trains you to pick a line, trust your speed, and accept the result. You’ll be amazed at how much better your instincts are than your over-analytical brain.
It’s About Process, Not Perfection
You’re still going to 3-putt occasionally. Even the pros do. But by practicing these drills, you’ll be building confidence and skill. You’ll stop fearing long putts and start knowing you can get them close. That confidence is the real secret to finally killing the 3-putt for good.
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Stop Trying So Hard: A Zen Guide to Golf That’ll Have You Saying ‘Gunga Galunga’
Tired of your scorecard looking like a phone number? Maybe the problem isn’t your swing, it’s that little voice in your head. It’s time to empty the bucket, stop overthinking, and learn how to ‘be the ball.’ It’s a lot simpler than you think, and the results are… well, they’re nice.
I see a lot of you out there. Knuckles white, teeth grinding, a vein popping in your forehead because you left a ten-foot putt an inch short. You look like you’re trying to solve a complex math problem, not hit a little white ball into a slightly larger hole. You’re trying so hard, you can’t even see what you’re doing.
A long time ago, the Dalai Lama himself, a big hitter, told me something that’s stuck with me. “Total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice. But what does that mean for you, standing over a 4-iron with water on the right and nothing but trouble on the left?
It means you have to stop thinking.
That little voice in your head? The one reminding you about your slice, or that you duffed the last chip, or that Judge Smails is watching from the clubhouse patio? You need to tell that voice to take a little vacation. Send it to the 19th hole for a Fresca. Your brain is a powerful tool, but on the golf course, it’s usually on the other team’s payroll.
The secret is simple. You have to be the ball.
Now, don’t take it literally. You don’t need to become a dimpled sphere of Surlyn. That’s a whole other level of Zen, and honestly, the lawnmowers are a real hazard. To “be the ball” is to see the shot before it happens. It’s a feeling. You look at the target, you see the flight of the ball in your mind-a nice, gentle draw landing softly on the green-and then you just… let it happen.
Think of it like this: you are the ball, the club is just an extension of your arm, and your arm is just a noodle doing what the universe tells it to do. See it, feel it, and then let your body take over. Nanananana…
The more you force it, the worse it gets. It’s like trying to hold water in your fist. You squeeze with all your might, and it just slips through your fingers. But if you relax, cup your hands gently, you can hold it. Your golf swing is the same. Loosen that death grip, relax your shoulders, and just let the club flow.
Golf isn’t a game of perfect. It’s a game of managing the imperfect. It’s about finding that one pure shot in a round that makes you feel connected to everything. That’s the feeling that brings you back. So next time you’re out there, take a deep breath. Look at the trees, listen to the birds, and remember that you’re just a blip in the cosmos hitting a ball with a stick.
Empty the bucket. Stop trying. And just be the ball. You’ll be surprised at what happens when you get out of your own way.
If this little nugget of wisdom helps you find your flow, do me a favor and share it with a friend who’s stuck in their head. The world needs less thinking and more ‘nanananana’. And for more insights from the links, follow us on social media. It’s the Zen thing to do.
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